As Season 2 of HBO’s True Blood draws ever closer to its finale, you feel the tension building among its fans as they ponder the never-ending list of plot questions still left to be answered:
- Will Sam ever be free of Maryann? And how do you kill something that’s immortal?
- Is the God Who Comes actually going to show?
- Will Jason really start using his brain on a regular basis?
- Will Andy Bellefleur ever get sober? Will he be as entertaining if he does?
- Is Tara really cured or is her demon possession just in remission?
- Will Maxine Fortenberry break Bill’s Wii?
- Will Terry and Arlene stay together after their demons have been exercised? And just out of curiosity, who’s watching Arlene’s kids?
- Can HBO possibly make Eric look any sexier?
- Can Jessica and Hoyt work around the hymen that won’t die?
- When did Lafayette get so.. um.. deliciously macho?
- Will Sookie keep dreaming about Eric?
- Will Eric start dreaming about Sookie?
- What will Bill do when he discovers all this dreaming going on?
- Will Alan Ball stick with the books long enough to give us the shower scene?
And then there’s the question asked most of all:
What the hell am I going to do until 2010?
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